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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox from Issa X, and I'm
here to give you all my love.

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Mom.

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Hey. So, I'm going to go visit Uncle
Paul in the city. Can I use your car,

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please?

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Sure. Just let me go buy my purse, okay?

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No, no, no, no. I just thought, you
know, I could just see him on my own,

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know, talk about guy stuff.

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Don't be sexist, darling. You know I
love to watch football like any other

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out there.

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I, you know, Mom, I, you know, sometimes
guys just want to, you know, hang out

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with other guys and, you know, whatnot,
you know. But, hey, tomorrow, I'll send

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you to spend the whole day together.

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It doesn't have to be a big deal. You
always overthink everything.

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Oh, sweetheart.

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You want to go to Uncle Paul to talk
about your breakup?

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You act like you don't know what it's
like to have a heart broken.

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It's not about Sarah.

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Well, you know... Look, just because
you're in college now doesn't mean you

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can't talk to your mommy.

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Listen, we share everything together.

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No secrets.

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I didn't think you and Uncle Paul were
close anyway. He only comes around for

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the holidays.

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Look, I need to see him because he's a
urologist. He said he would give me a

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good deal if I can make an appointment
with him.

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Honey, are you sick?

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I mean, go see the family doctor. He's
covered under our insurance. Mom!

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No.

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Honey, Uncle Paul specializes in mature
problems like infertility.

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Are you trying to get someone pregnant?

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No. Mom, please.

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Look, I'm sorry. And I love you. I
really do. And I feel like I could talk

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you about pretty much anything.

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But there's just some things I want to
keep private in my life.

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think you are? Do you think I'm made out
of money? You think I'm going to give

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your uncle hundreds of dollars to have
him look at your pee pee?

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Why do you think we never see him?

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Your uncle is never going to give you a
break.

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He's always about money first and family
second.

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That's why he's off hot trotting around
with his fancy car collection,

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penthouse, and his brand new little
girlfriend models all the time.

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Seriously, who do you think is going to
pay for this appointment?

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Mom.

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No, I just, I, I, I got a little, you
know, um,

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I, I just, you know, got a problem down,
uh, down there.

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You have an F2D?

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No, I just have, I have a problem with,
you know, keeping it erect.

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Yep, so, can I see why it's a guy thing?

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Oh, honey.

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You're so young and learning your body.
There's nothing wrong with you.

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Well, Sarah seems to think so.

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Sarah's a loser.

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Mom, I... Listen, all you need to know
is that you are the most kind,

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compassionate, intelligent...

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So drop dead gorgeous of a young man
I've ever known.

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And I'm not just saying that because
you're my son either.

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Listen, if Sarah isn't woman enough to
wait for sex, then drop her.

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She's not worthy.

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Mom, you're never like any of my
girlfriends.

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Look, Uncle Paul says he just has to run
a few tests so he can properly diagnose

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me. I have to be there in 20 minutes, so
I'm just going to get ready and go

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there.

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Oh, yeah. I remember all the tests that
he ran on your father when he went to go

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see him.

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Wait till you see how much he's going to
charge me.

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Mom, I would get a job if you would just
let me.

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No, baby.

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Your first year of college is the most
important.

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I want you to let Mommy help you.

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Mom, I...

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Listen, you're not broken. You're just a
special young man. You have to learn to

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listen to your body, okay? So close your
eyes.

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I'm your mother.

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Okay? I'm not going to touch you
inappropriately.

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Breathe.

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Close your eyes.

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Look.

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Close your eyes. Breathe nice and deep.

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Deeply relax.

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Go to that time where you used to go out
on your boat.

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Smell the water, the freshness of the
salt in the air.

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Feeling nice and relaxed.

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Breathing deep.

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Keep going nice and deep.

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Let's say, baby, nice and relaxed.

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Picturing yourself in that boat.

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Now I want you to picture an unknown
woman next to you in the boat.

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You see her, you feel her breath.

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She's rubbing your chest.

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Nice long strokes.

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You can feel her fingertips on your bare
chest.

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Feel the love strokes along your chest.

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There you go.

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Just imagine that a little bit.

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Imagine her kissing you.

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You don't have to worry about kissing
back.

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You just focus.

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Focus on the feeling.

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Okay.

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Such a good boy.

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I'm sorry.

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Sweetheart. There's nothing to be sorry
about.

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See?

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You're not broken.

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I think you better cancel that
appointment with your uncle.

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No, look, I think I should still see
him. Because, look, I can get hard for

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Sarah every once in a while. I just
can't, you know, keep it through sex.

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Sometimes.

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Well, yeah, I should still see him.

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Honey, you're not the problem.

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It's her.

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She doesn't make you feel confident
enough to make you comfortable.

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That's why.

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Mother, please.

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Honey, you're just backed up, just like
that time you were constipated, okay?

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Look, I'm just going to unblock you. No,
okay, Mom, you're going way too far.

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I'm happy here. I know it's best.

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I know you love me and you're doing to
help me, but you're getting really,

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really embarrassed.

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Honey, damn.

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Look, what's the little embarrassment
between a mother and a son?

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I used to embarrass you all the time as
a boy.

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So, it just goes along with the
territory.

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Okay?

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Look, I want to call Uncle Paul and see
if there's any way I can, like, pay for

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the visit.

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Look, I'm going to help you. So close
your eyes and go back to the boat.

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There you go.

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Close your eyes.

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back to that boat.

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We can see her. I just need to get you
more relaxed.

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You're just not in the right state of
mind.

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Just forget about what's appropriate and
what's not.

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You're so close to me.

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No one will ever understand our
relationship.

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You are everything to me.

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Hush, little baby.

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Don't say a word.

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Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

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And if that mockingbird don't sing...

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Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

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And if that diamond ring turns to brass,

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Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

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And if that looking glass gets broke,

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Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.

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And if that billy goat won't pull,

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mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

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And if that cart and bull turn over,

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Mama's gonna buy you a

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dog named Rover.

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And if that dog named Rover won't bark,

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Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

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And if that horse and cart

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And you'll be my sweetest boy in town.

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Let mommy kiss it, just like I used to
kiss your

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boo -boos.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Doesn't mommy make you feel better?

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See, you're such a good boy for mommy,
aren't you?

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Uh -huh.

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hard for your mommy, do you?

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Such a good boy.

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Don't think too much just listen to your
body

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Amen.

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Um...

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You feel good?

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Yes. Oh,

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yes. Yes. Yes.

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Putting your mommy like that.

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Yes. What you're feeling now. Yes.

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Oh, yes. Yes.

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Yes.

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his assistance or the appointment.

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You're going to be fine here on out.

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Okay?

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Yeah.

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I love you, baby.

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I love you too, Mom.

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Good job.

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